Step 1: Just don’t.

Step 2: Like actually, do NOT. Sprint home.

Step 3: I repeat. Be a man (but like not a MaN in the stereotypical macho way that takes advantage of the existing patriarchal framework, more just like m-a-n for the effects of the expression ya know?)

Step 4. Hold it in. For real. Be late to class. Wreck a car. Lay on the street and cry. But don’t soil yourself in public.

Step 5: If you really, really, like reallyyyyy can’t wait, go to Sherbrooke 688 and be changed forever by the inspirational stall advice as you relieve yourself.

Thanks! Come back soon for more really helpful advice!
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