This guy just can’t stop being a goof.

In a recent press release, Trump stated that he did in fact buy Greenland and that “no one can take that away from him” because he has “a little paper that says so.”

Though multiple political leaders, including the Prime Minister of Denmark, have contacted the U.S. President to inform him that the country has not be bought, Trump continues to insist that he owns the land.

“I don’t get why people from Denmark are contacting me about this,” Trump stated. “Greenland is it’s own country, leave me and my island alone. I know Denmark probably wants in on this but it’s not going to happen, it’s mine now.”

Hopefully the man soon figures out that Greenland is part of Denmark and that he needs to stop trying to buy legal documents online.


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