Frank Holden, recipient of this year’s Flake trophy, had a few words prepared for his awestruck audience at this year’s Procrastination Awards ceremony.
“I would like to thank my generalized anxiety, ADHD, messed up childhood, and giant ego for allowing me to go where no student has gone before,” he began with aplomb.
We actually didn’t have to cut his thank-you speech short with ominous sounds such as the first chords of the Jaws main theme or your morning alarm tone because at this point his guilt led him to burst into tears and run offstage.
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