It’s July 2019 and McGill University has selected its newest Deputy Provost (Student Life and Learning)! Think you’d be able to pick them out of a crowd? Test your chops with this quick quiz!
1. McGill’s mental health services have failed you yet again! You reach out to the new DPSLL for help. How do they reply?
A: “Hello. I am the new Deputy Provost (Student Life and Learning). Please contact my assistant to schedule a meeting.”
B: “Have you tried drinking water?”
2. A stranger claiming to be the new DPSLL approaches you on campus. What do they ask?
A: “Hello. I am the new Deputy Provost (Student Life and Learning). Can you please point me to my new office in the James Administration building?”
B: “Hey can you help me with this itch? Yeah, right there, just under my comically long wig.”
3. Who is he?
A: The new DPSLL
B: Ollivier Dyens in a wig
If you got
Mostly As: It’s Ollivier Dyens in a wig!
Mostly Bs: It’s Ollivier Dyens in a wig!
Wow, you nailed it! Great job! The joke of this article is that McGill will probably just select Ollivier Dyens in a wig as the new Deputy Provost of Student Life and Learning. Thanks for playing and good luck to us all!