Hey NUMTOTs!!! 😛
Public transportation is great, but is loving it a personality trait? Probably not. Check out these three tips on how to appreciate public transportation without making it Your Whole Thing.
- Establish boundaries with your bus driver. Instead of thanking them when you leave, look them in the eyes and try saying “You are a service provider and I am a consumer. Our relationship is purely predicated on the exchange of commodities. Have a nice day.”
- Dispose of any public transit-related memorabilia you may own. Instead, buy clothes, posters, and stickers that really scream, “Yeah, I like mixed-use land development, but I’m not going to rant about it in a 10-part Instagram story.”
- Leave NUMTOTs and drop your Urban Systems minor. If you’re really committed to the full cleanse, this step is a must-do.